Lyrics
9. The Weirdest Dreams
©2006 Marla Lewis
Do you have weird dreams? Are they as weird as mine? Log on to www.marlalewis.com and tell me all about them!
Once I dreamed I lost my nose
I went looking every place
I found my best friend and I froze
‘Cause my nose was on his face!
I yelled, “YOU STOLE MY NOSE!’
He smiled and said, “That’s TRUE!”
I woke up with a start
And I ran to the mirror--Whew!
I have the weirdest dreams
Weirder than science fiction
Put ‘em on the silver screen
Betcha I’d make a million!
Just before I fall asleep
I wonder what’s in store
Will I turn to liquid
And splatter on the floor?
Once I dreamed the whole wide world
Started walking on their hands!
We had a race, boys against girls
And we even learned to dance
But we got stuck that way
I said, “HOW WILL WE EAT???”
And then I saw kids practice
Holding hot dogs with their feet!
(Pass the mustard, please!)
I have the weirdest dreams
Weirder than science fiction
Put ‘em on the silver screen
Betcha I’d make a million!
Just before I fall asleep
I wonder what’s in store
Will we all talk backwards
Will ducks move in next door?
Hey all you kids out there!
With weird dreams, too!
Let’s start a Weird Dream Club
I need more friends like you!
(Repeat 1st chorus)
